This article is for all the horny men out there who try day after day to get laid to no avail. Guys, if you are trying to get some sex and you aren't succeeding, chances are that you are going about it all wrong. Read this article and put the ideas into action, and within a few hours, you too will experience the sweet magic of getting it on for days at a time. No woman will be able to resist your charms after you read The Definite Guide to Getting Action. You have my personal guarantee.

As you may know, every guy aged 15 to death thinks about only one thing: sex. According to some random women's magazine, 30% of guys think about sex as often as they breathe. I'm of the belief that the majority of cases of male hyperventilation in younger men is directly linked to this fact. Guys, in my limited experience, think about one thing twenty four seven, and that's getting laid. Whether they've experienced the feeling of flesh or have only entertained their masturbatory fantasies with pornography or a very vivid imagination, men are constantly striving to get some action.

Men, I'm here to help you. This article will outline the ten key items you must keep in mind when dealing with the opposite sex. In no time at all, you too will have women falling at your feet, practically begging you for sex. Enjoy.

Despite what you might be hearing from the so-called feminists out there, women HATE it when you think of us as equals. Women are sex objects, and the source for your lust. A woman's only purpose in life is to get you off. We live for it. We wake up every morning with the hopes that maybe, just maybe, some guy will want to get down-n-dirty with us. Forget that bullshit about women being people. Ignore that through our ambitions we have become doctors, lawyers, and teachers, because underneath every lab coat, every business suit, we are just tits and ass burning for you.

Every woman thinks about one thing, and only one thing, and that's sucking your big, hard cock. It doesn't matter what you look like, it doesn't matter how poor your personal hygiene is, and it doesn't matter that you don't have a job and still live with your mother; in our eyes you are God's gift to us. Every woman wants you. She's dying to take you into her mouth and suck away, whether she admits it or not. We love to suck cock. If only you'll let us, we'd suck that monster, morning, noon and night, all day every day. Sucking you is an honor we take very seriously. Make sure that every woman you meet knows that she too might be permitted to experience the ecstasy of giving you head. She'll thank you for the opportunity.

Just as every woman wants to suck your cock, having sex with a stud like you is almost an unimaginable pleasure. Like the aspiring porn star preparing for the big scene, we are anxiously awaiting your instruction. Don't leave us hanging; tell us exactly how you'd like your sex today. Should we dress as a French Maid, a schoolgirl, a nurse? Tell us what you'd like us to do and what you are going to do to us. The more graphic, the better. We like to think that with practice, we could be your very own Personal Porn Star  trademark.

Morning to night there's just one thing on our minds, and it's the same as what you're thinking about: sex. Don't let a woman who's talking about anything else fool you: all she's really thinking about is your big hard cock. It's almost impossible for us to think about anything else; we are sex-obsessed. Everything we see makes us think about sex; our minds are just as dirty as yours. We are always ready to go, wet and waiting for you to take us in every imaginable way. Don't disappoint us; please don't hesitate to let us know that we are not alone in our depravation.

We like to confuse the bejesus out of you and play hard to get. A woman who says no to your overtures doesn't mean no; what woman could ever refuse a delightfully dirty excursion with the greek god that is you? How could we every refuse a chance to ride your cock? We can't! A general rule of thumb is that "No!" means "Yes!", "Maybe" means "Hell Yes!", and "Yes!" means "Twice, if you think you can handle it." A woman who says no is just begging you to pursue her; her secret hope is that you'll take your way with her then and there.

Rule #6 - It makes us hot when you talk dirty to us

Forget sweet nothing, we love it when you whisper your perverse thoughts into our ears. Tell us where you'd like to stick what, what you'd like us to do to do, and use the most graphic words you can think of using. Women love it when random strangers talk dirty to us. Telling a random women just what you'd like to do to her tight little ass is a surefire way to get some action. Never say "penis", "vagina", or "breasts", instead say "cock", "dick", "cunt", "pussy", and "tits". You'll make her so hot, she'll be practically begging you for it.

We love it when you smack us up, especially when we deserve it for being the dirty whores that we are. There's just something about having a man in charge that gets our juices flowing. We live for unauthorized invasions of our personal space. Feel free to grope us anytime the urge strikes you, grab our asses as you walk by and squeeze our tits when we're reaching for something. Trust me on this one, your rewards will be sweet and plentiful as she explodes with desire for you.

As everyone knows, drinking alcohol lowers one's inhibitions. Getting a woman drunk allows her to feel so comfortable with you that she'll think nothing of stripping off her clothes and offering herself to your every whim. It's what she really want to do anyway; she's just usually too shy. Later, when she wakes up in the morning with hazy memories of the night before, she'll thank you for giving her the courage to do what she's always wanted to do. She'll be so proud of your assertiveness that she'll be ready to go all over again.

When a woman has sex with you, she would never be so rude as to think of her own pleasure. All we really want to do is get you off. We love it when you cum quickly because then when you are ready to go again, we will be able to please you again. We don't mind it when you neglect out pleasure spots; in fact we expect it of a real man. No real man would ever for a second neglect his own pleasure for that of his woman. In a woman's world, men always cum first. When we do happen to experience an orgasm through sex with you, we will scream with the sheer anguish of our disappointment in ourselves.

Women only pretend to experience the emotions of love, sadness, etc. We are really just as insensitive as you are; we just get a kick out of pretending we care about anything other than fucking you. We don't really care if you are late, if you sleep with other women, or if you forget out birthday: we understand that it's difficult to think about anything other than your penis. As long as you still want to use us for your pleasure, we don't mind what you do. When we cry, it is because we aren't having sex. When we say we love you, we are really just telling you how much we enjoy sex with you. When we say we are sad, we are only thinking about sucking your big, hard cock.

Keep these rules in mind, men, and in no time at all you will have throngs of women begging for a chance to ride your cock.

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