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Dec 14, 2000
Penis for a Day
Ladies: this article is for you. ;)

What would you do if you woke up with a penis? Have you ever thought about it? I have...



I've never wanted a penis. I've never had some deep-seated urge to be a little boy instead of a little girl. I've always rather liked being a girl; I get to wear glitter, shiny things, long hair, and eyeliner without anyone having a problem with it. If I were a boy... well I just might get in some troubles with my wardrobe.

And penises, well, just aren't that attractive. I've been blessed in these regards. I've never seen a floppy penis. I am not surrounded by friends who insist on exposing themselves to me, thank god. The stiffies I have had the pleasure of arousing have been fascinating, but not incredibly attractive.

I must admit that a penis fascinates me. Here is this flabby area of flesh that, when stimulated by the brain, engorges with a flow of blood and just pops up, all happy-like. When I am faced with an erect penis, I cannot tear my eyes away. But I've never wanted to have one.

I can't help but to think about what I would do, if in fact I did have a penis, just for a day. I shudder to think about what would happen if I permanently had one, so I won't. But just for a day: I think I could handle that. I don't think the testosterone would fuck with my feminine brain that badly.

The first thing I would do if I woke up with a penis one day would probably be play with it. I'd whack it 'til my hand started to bleed. I probably wouldn't be that good at it. Men my age have had years of practise jacking off, I've only had a few occasions, and I'm sure that second person masturbation is nothing like the singular variety.

Ever watched a guy masturbate? It's fascinating! He knows just what to do, just where to put his hand and how to position it. He's well experienced at the art so he whacks it really fast. It's easy to tell he's done this many, many, many times before. Simply amazing. I couldn't tear my eyes away.

After I finished playing with my new-grown toy, I'd take all my clothes off and go stand in front of a mirror. Then I'd bounce up and down just to laugh at myself.

After that I'd go for a walk in my neighborhood and piss EVERYWHERE just because I can. I mean, guys take advantage of this convenience all the time, I'd love to just once be able to piss where ever the hell I felt like it. I'd piss off a bridge, in the snow, on the car of someone I hate.

After I finished pissing, I'd walk around scratching my balls and adjusting myself for a bit. I always see men of all ages doing this, so I figure there must be something in it. I'd also make sure to check out the tits of every woman I pass on the street. I'd probably make a few catcalls, if the opportunity presented itself to do so.

After I get home from my walk, I'd induce myself into getting a stiffy. Shouldn't be hard considering penises seem to have a mind of their own. Then I'd grab a ruler and measure my erection. Then naturally I'd add just a few inches to the measurement and go to a bar and try to pick up chicks by lying about its length. As I pound a few beers at the bar, I'll act like a stud and wonder why I'm not getting any action.

I'd absolutely have to sleep with a woman if I had a penis for a day. I'd just have to find out if sex is as good for men as it seems it must be. I'll find out if pussy is all it's cracked up to be. Maybe if I'm lucky, the woman I'm sleeping with will give me a blowjob. I'd definitely have to see if that experience is as mind-blowing as it seems to be for many guys.

My final adventure as Ms. Dick-for-A-Day would be entering a men's restroom in a turnpike plaza. There I would leer suggestively at the men in the bathroom, trying to inspire one to pick me up. Just for kicks.

Ahhh... After my long hard day of having a penis, I'll go home, crawl in bed, and have a nice long sleep. Maybe I'll even have a wet dream before the penis disappears.

Contributed by:
Moira Anne Richardson
©2000 Moira Anne Richardson
Website: Literary Tease